1. 20:17 4th Jun 2012

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    Reblogged from perfect-prefect-percy

    1. (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
    2. Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
    3. (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
    4. Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
    5. Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
    6. Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
    7. Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
    8. (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
    9. Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
     
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