i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
I am a super nerd, with an espresso problem who is too old to be on tumblr. (Seriously, all of you are like, 16 or some shit. What gives?) I like ALL THE FANDOMS (well, almost all the fandoms) and pretty men and women and pretty clothings and food. I like kittens. And corgis. I like things that are spooky. I'm sure I'll like you.
"ew why would u swallow"